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  1. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    I'm also okay with this. Bring it on. I'm STOKED for this.
  2. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    Wow. I thought we were done with all this "source" stuff...but now it's back again. :svgsad:
  3. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    Got to Winn-Dixie, but I was too late. :svgsad:
  4. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    I like what I'm hearing, believe it or not. The more teams, the more opportunities to dump our bad salaries. Let's not forget: Hennigan isn't just looking for additions...he also wants subtractions, as I think we all do. Regardless of if this goes down or not, I like hearing talks with four teams. The prospect of dumping ALL of our horrid contracts sounds marvelous to me.
  5. You're Fat, Pat!

    Vaughn named HC

    He sure is a good talker. Kinda sounded like a politician...hehe. Stoked about this hire though! Looking forward to October and, of course, November. Ready for basketball.
  6. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    I know we always talk about that playoff run, but that year as a whole was somethin else. I mean, wow. RIP '08-'09.
  7. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    Is he gone yet?
  8. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    Can I honestly say that I'm looking forward to stepping away from contention for awhile? Life was way simpler, the NBA season was less stressful and demanding... ...and not to mention, this board was a HECK of a lot sweeter. Here's to the future.
  9. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    I feel better now.
  10. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    So, it seems quite obvious that there is no way Dwight will have some sort of "revelation", or what have you, and sign an extension. I, for whatever reason, still held onto an ever-so-slight sliver of hope for that in the back of my mind. Looking back, I guess it was naive of me. Silly me. I have never seen one superstar throw out so many demands to an organization in my life. This is a business, right? So, in this scenario, a guy is telling his employer where he wants to go. Not once...but a gajillion times. What in the world. I've been ready to deal this guy and move on for awhile now. I'm ready for a drama-free, basketball-filled season. Even if the team wins 20 games, I just want a team that WANTS to play in Orlando and gives their best 82 times this season. However, tonight I became embarrassed. I'm embarrassed that this man, at one point in time, represented this city and organization. I'm embarrassed he was once my favorite player. I'm embarrassed that I blew who knows how much money on jerseys, shirts, and memorabilia featuring this douche. I think it's pretty easy to figure out why I'm embarrassed about all of this stuff. I'm embarrassed of Dwight because Dwight embarrassed us. Money-hungry, power-hungry, fame-hungry, status-hungry...whatever. You've made us the laughing stock in American sports for nearly a year now. Get your filthy self out of my city. I'm through with you.
  11. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    @TheFakeESPN got us very nicely... With all the talk of adding sponsors to NBA jerseys, here's the one they did for O-Town:
  12. You're Fat, Pat!

    Jameer

    I, for one, am thrilled with keeping Jameer and JJ. It's good to have two mainstays who are FIGHTERS and are GUARANTEED to give their ALL for this team. No more co-captains. We have one captain: MIGHTY MOUSE! :tongue:
  13. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    Shaq reminds me of Dwight. Big man, taken #1, Superman. Also bipolar...loves the Magic, hates the Magic, loves the Magic, hates the Magic. What gives.
  14. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    @Shaq: "What the hell is the orlando magic doing. They shoulda hired Brian shaw now once they lose Dwight say hello to being da worst team n da nba" Oh wow...
  15. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    18 minutes without a post. :blink:
  16. You're Fat, Pat!

    2012 MAGIC Offseason Thread

    I'd be okay with Vaughn. But Curry??? :svgsad:
  17. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    This is exactly how I feel. Not cool as a friend and not cool as a fan. This could really hurt any potential deal. THAT BEING SAID...count me in the group who thinks Dwight wanted that out there. Yep...I wouldn't be surprised if he's trying to use other people to get that info out so he doesn't have to say it himself. Makes me wonder how true his words are. Did the organization seriously not check up on him after surgery? I find it hard to believe, but if it's true...SHAME ON THEM.
  18. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    I'm just ready for something to be done with all these shaninigans so I can buy new jerseys to replace my Dwight ones. And I'd be cool with a new coach sometime soon, too. Thanks.
  19. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    As much as this forum has changed over the past few years, it's amazing that there has been basically one constant: Chris freaking Curran. Unbelievable.
  20. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    I don't post often these days, but today I just have the urge to post my thoughts about this whole ordeal: HAHAHA. That is all. As you were.
  21. You're Fat, Pat!

    Question for Magic Fans

    Front office.
  22. You're Fat, Pat!

    The Dwight Howard Drama Unfolds

    Am I the only one that isn't freaking out about this? I seriously don't care at this point. I don't. I just want a move done. I want to get this child out of Orlando and I want the drama to end. I want to get back to basketball. So you know what? Bring on Brook Lopez and his one good foot. Bring on three late first rounders. Goodbye to J-Rich, Chris "ack-a-hol" Duhon, and Free Earl. I don't care. I JUST WANT BASKETBALL.
  23. You're Fat, Pat!

    2012 Offseason

    I can read. Thanks though.
  24. You're Fat, Pat!

    2012 Offseason

    "Source on Nets moving on from possibility of getting Dwight: "Dwight blew it in March'' when he waived opt-out clause." via @Chris_Broussard haha I am LOVING this.
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