Jareth Cutestory 678 Report post Posted November 15, 2007 quote: Originally posted by Live or Die Magic: quote: Originally posted by Jareth Cutestory:In all seriousness, my right pointer was cut in half when I was a kid while I was playing basketball. I now no longer can use it because my tendons are permantlely damaged. The real question here is what kind of basketball were you playing? Were you playing with Marcin Gortat and his basketball-playing bears? Because, if you were playing basketball with bears, then I could understand you losing part of your finger. And Jareth, I always knew you could never be as much man as I am. You're a jerk lol. I said this is actually a true story, and don't make me post pics to prove it. I cut it basically off in 4th grade. I lived by a package store and had a rim outside the house for awhile. I was shooting around and I saw a bottle on the ground. I picked it up to chuck it like an idiot and somehow it cut my finger wide open. I think thats why I don't consume alcohol now. Traumatic experience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hutchence 1 Report post Posted November 15, 2007 quote: Originally posted by davcivic:Could I really function if I lose a finger. My insurance will give me a nice $50,000 check, but I will forever only have one less finger. Is a finger worth $50,000? maybe See, now that isnt really fair. Insurance only gave me $800 for my uterus and that can house a human for 9 months. Where is the justice?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jareth Cutestory 678 Report post Posted November 15, 2007 quote: Originally posted by Hutchence: quote: Originally posted by davcivic:Could I really function if I lose a finger. My insurance will give me a nice $50,000 check, but I will forever only have one less finger. Is a finger worth $50,000? maybe See, now that isnt really fair. Insurance only gave me $800 for my uterus and that can house a human for 9 months. Where is the justice?? I'll give you $820.00 and a pack of orbitz for 1/2 of your uterus and some hot pockets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hutchence 1 Report post Posted November 15, 2007 dang, I got the shaft, I would have done it for the sweet mint orbitz alone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marc Acres 3:16 418 Report post Posted November 15, 2007 quote: Originally posted by Live or Die Magic: quote: Originally posted by Jareth Cutestory:In all seriousness, my right pointer was cut in half when I was a kid while I was playing basketball. I now no longer can use it because my tendons are permantlely damaged. The real question here is what kind of basketball were you playing? Were you playing with Marcin Gortat and his basketball-playing bears? Because, if you were playing basketball with bears, then I could understand you losing part of your finger. And Jareth, I always knew you could never be as much man as I am. LOD was actually captain of the team that played against the bear's team(shown below)that Marcin watched as a young boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebi 8 Report post Posted November 15, 2007 I got really important work to do and I'm running out of time... but here I am reading random stuff in a random thread... oh well. Talking about random, check this out: Jeff Ross - King of Roast Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Live or Die Magic 383 Report post Posted November 16, 2007 quote: Originally posted by Marc Acres 3:16:LOD was actually captain of the team that played against the bear's team(shown below)that Marcin watched as a young boy. And yet, I have managed to keep the tips of all my fingers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bballbabe 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2007 Sebi's sig is nice.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebi 8 Report post Posted November 16, 2007 quote: Originally posted by bballbabe:Sebi's sig is nice.... Thanx!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jareth Cutestory 678 Report post Posted November 16, 2007 How bout Amy Winehouse? http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115/wl_uk_afp/entertai...1eYiGYwAzXcEVFGr0op4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bballbabe 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2007 Random craziness... Pay Attention Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hutchence 1 Report post Posted November 16, 2007 Amy Winehouse has an amazing voice. Its too bad she started smoking crack and stopped eating. She makes me want to have a beehive and crazy makeup. I dig that. Maybe deep down I want to look like a crack hoar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites