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Originally posted by Live or Die Magic:

No more getting pushed around....no more dealing with the perception of being a soft team....I mean, who is going to mess around with a Warlock.

 

But I hear that Warlocks loathe salt, so we will have to keep them away from the O-Rena Chicken Tender Basket.

Hey Marc et al, why dont we call the Magic fans, Warlocks and this forum the Magic Warlock cave or den? That definitely would allow us to create some really powerful magic during the games.(costumes, signs, sounds etc..)

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bhnole    153

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Originally posted by Marc Acres 3:16:

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Originally posted by Live or Die Magic:

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Originally posted by bhnole:

 

We keep this up and Marc is going to need these soon...

 

adult-diaper-pull-on_10900.jpg

 

Are you kidding? Marc's been using these ever since the Mystery Meat thread. I gave him a huge box of them for Christmas last year.

 

In the olden days I also had a colostomy bag hooked on my belt.

 

The sacrifices of making 6000 posts :-)

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Mr Charisma    0

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Originally posted by Defko:

Here it is... I just found it on the web

 

CHAPTER_ORLANDO-198x220.png

Darn it, Magic Confidential beat everyone to the punch !!!!

 

That's why the MC is in the center !!!

 

Definitive proof he is a true insider.

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from the Magic website:

 

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Get to Know Marcin Gortat

 

 

Orlando obtained the draft rights to forward-center Marcin Gortat (MAR-chin GOR-tat) (57th overall) from the Phoenix Suns in exchange for cash considerations.

 

My family is located in: My father is in Warsaw and my mother is in Lodz

 

Siblings: I have one brother, Phillip

 

My favorite movie is: "Alien"

 

My favorite TV show is: "Jerry Springer"

 

My favorite actor is: Will Smith

 

My favorite actress is: Angelina Jolie

 

My favorite type of music is: hip hop

 

My favorite color is: red

 

My favorite food is: Polish food

 

My least favorite food is: fast food

 

My favorite time of year is: Winter

 

The place I would like to visit is: Florida

 

During my summer vacation, I: travel

 

My hobbies are: learning foreign languages. I speak four

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quote:
Originally posted by Mr Charisma:

quote:
Originally posted by Defko:

Here it is... I just found it on the web

 

CHAPTER_ORLANDO-198x220.png

Darn it, Magic Confidential beat everyone to the punch !!!!

 

That's why the MC is in the center !!!

 

Definitive proof he is a true insider.

 

That's funny, my first thought was that it stood for "McCoy" as in the old McCoy Air Force base that is now the Orlando International Airport. That is why our airport code is still "MCO" to this day.

 

This concludes today's local history lesson.

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As a young Polish boy his father took Marcin to the NBBA (National Bear Basketball Association) and from that day forward Marcin new what he had to do in order to become great.

 

beartraining.jpg

 

Special assist by LOD on the stock photos for these.

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Drain-O    369

quote:
Originally posted by Marc Acres 3:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Live or Die Magic:

quote:
Originally posted by bhnole:

 

We keep this up and Marc is going to need these soon...

 

adult-diaper-pull-on_10900.jpg

 

Are you kidding? Marc's been using these ever since the Mystery Meat thread. I gave him a huge box of them for Christmas last year.

 

In the olden days I also had a colostomy bag hooked on my belt.

 

I won't post it here because quite frankly it grossed me out but go ahead and google image colostomy bag and look at the very first picture.

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quote:
Originally posted by ibonedteribell:

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Originally posted by Live or Die Magic:

I feel you...this is when I wish I had mad Photoshop skillz.

 

Chicks like guys with lots of skillz.

You probably meant,lots of money.LOL

 

Well, that too.

But if you have the one, you usually can acquire the other.

And actually, the "chicks" line was a quote from a movie.

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