Orlando Magic Toaster 26 Report post Posted July 21, 2017 Right it's time to get serious.. We all know good hair makes a good NBA player and as we are going to be tanking again and again, right now I think we should just rate the teams roster on their hair! Here's the favorites below with a quick recap. Elfrid Payton - My favorite Magic player at the moment and I think his hair f*cking rules, it's like he doesn't give a f*ck.. Some people think he can't shoot because of his hair but that's not true, he just can't shoot. Jonathan Isaac - We all know he's gone for the Payton look but he has a more 90's house party microphone-shaped fro going on. He definitely has potential to add a few inches Mario Hezonja - The combover, he looks like he should be in a boy band but isn't, I've just put him in the poll for equality to be honest. EDIT** Why did he shave his head? It was just a bit of fun Mario.. Wesley Iwundo - He's clearly up and coming in the fro world but in my opinion he's definitely one to watch for the future D.J Augustin - He's just one step away from grabbing a sharpee marker and doing a full Carlos Boozer. Hopefully this will happen in 2018 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fultz4thewin 2,464 Report post Posted July 21, 2017 Mario because I'm a believer in the Payton hair shooting efficiency theory. I fear for Isaac for the same reasons. I really wish cornrows would come back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orlando Magic Toaster 26 Report post Posted July 21, 2017 I really wish cornrows would come back. I agree, bring back the cornrows. Who could we sign that has cornrows? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magicman28 295 Report post Posted July 21, 2017 I agree, bring back the cornrows. Who could we sign that has cornrows? It's not in right now. Everyone wants to grow their hair out. Kawhi had em though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Optimist Prime 197 Report post Posted July 21, 2017 Mario because I'm a believer in the Payton hair shooting efficiency theory. I fear for Isaac for the same reasons. I really wish cornrows would come back. How about tied back dreads a la Faried? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fultz4thewin 2,464 Report post Posted July 21, 2017 How about tied back dreads a la Faried? I actually thought about that too. seems like it'd work. I just don't want to seem like "mr old man I wish that kid would cut his hair". I don't need (nba player) to have a military cut. Just need it out of his face and not impacting shooting mechanics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrueMagicFan07 671 Report post Posted July 21, 2017 Right it's time to get serious.. We all know good hair makes a good NBA player and as we are going to be tanking again and again, right now I think we should just rate the teams roster on their hair! Here's the favorites below with a quick recap. Donald Trump, is that you? I suppose those who joined in are your supporters. Oh, lord. . .don't even start!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orlando Magic Toaster 26 Report post Posted July 21, 2017 Donald Trump, is that you? I suppose those who joined in are your supporters. Oh, lord. . .don't even start!!! Leave Trump alone, he's currently over in the Jedi thread! Did you even vote? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Optimist Prime 197 Report post Posted July 21, 2017 I actually thought about that too. seems like it'd work. I just don't want to seem like "mr old man I wish that kid would cut his hair". I don't need (nba player) to have a military cut. Just need it out of his face and not impacting shooting mechanics. Yeah, I actually really like the dreads look. But there is something to say about practicality of hair in sports. Like, I don't think (offensive) NFL players should have long hair because it gives an extra thing to grab for tackles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrueMagicFan07 671 Report post Posted July 21, 2017 Leave Trump alone, he's currently over in the Jedi thread! Did you even vote? Again, you choose to ignore what my thread was trying to generate interest in, even after I explained that it was an attempt to have members suggest a NICKNAME for TWO players, Isaac and Simmons (not the name of the TEAM - Orlando Magic). At least what I was trying to do was not to tear down the team or any one player but give either a player or the team an identity that is fun and likable.. What you are doing is headed in the wrong direction. While I dislike some of the "over-the-top" hairstyles, I think it is wrong to make a contest out of judging these players on who has the best and the worst hairstyles. You are saying that these hairstyles should not be allowed on the Orlando Magic team or roster. You also mention that it impacts the team and how these players play. I think your APPROACH is wrong and appalling. Look at the entire league of players with unusual hairstyles. Do you think the guys on our team are going to change their hairstyle because the fans take a vote on it? Last, but not least, to add fuel to the fire, I'm waiting for those inappropriate pictures mimicking the hairstyles. CARRY ON!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNameIsOrlando 310 Report post Posted July 21, 2017 I hate this hair talk as well...which I have voiced. Glad someone else shares my sentiments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orlando Magic Toaster 26 Report post Posted July 21, 2017 Again, you choose to ignore what my thread was trying to generate interest in, even after I explained that it was an attempt to have members suggest a NICKNAME for TWO players, Isaac and Simmons (not the name of the TEAM - Orlando Magic). At least what I was trying to do was not to tear down the team or any one player but give either a player or the team an identity that is fun and likable.. What you are doing is headed in the wrong direction. While I dislike some of the "over-the-top" hairstyles, I think it is wrong to make a contest out of judging these players on who has the best and the worst hairstyles. You are saying that these hairstyles should not be allowed on the Orlando Magic team or roster. You also mention that it impacts the team and how these players play. I think your APPROACH is wrong and appalling. Look at the entire league of players with unusual hairstyles. Do you think the guys on our team are going to change their hairstyle because the fans take a vote on it? Last, but not least, to add fuel to the fire, I'm waiting for those inappropriate pictures mimicking the hairstyles. CARRY ON!!!! Lighten up, let your hair down every once in a while! Your the only one saying these hairstyles are not allowed. I encourage them May the force be with you.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites