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Some random NBA opinions. Only 1 choice per sentence

 

- Best shooting technique: Allan Houston

 

- Most muscular: Bo Outlaw

 

- Looks nothing like a basketball player: Chris Kaman

 

- Original Name: Demar DeRozan

 

- Whiniest Complainer to the refs: Tim Duncan

 

- Biggest turnover between playing home and away: JR Smith

 

- Most Clean: Yao Ming

 

- Most awesome shot: Isiah Rider, back to the basket, from halfcourt

 

- Biggest Flopper: Anderson Varejao

 

- Could be a serial killer if he was not into basketball: Kendrick Perkins

 

- Smartest Coach: Gregg Popovich

 

- Doesn´t care about anything but the game: Kobe Bryant

 

- Cares about everything but the game: Chris Bosh

 

- Most impossible move to stop: Dirk Nowitzki´s high arcing, fade-away jump shot

 

- Most Clutch: Michael Jordan

 

- Ugliest: Zach Randolph

 

- Best Name: Nick Van Exel

 

- Less hated by opposing fans: Dwayne Wade

 

- Should not ever have the ball in the closing seconds of G7 of the Finals: Carlos Boozer

 

- Worst facial hair: James Harden

 

- Less likely to be rejected in a date if he was not famous: Chris Paul

 

- After hitting a couple of shots, can´t miss: Nate Robinson

 

- Pumped up celebrations: Juan Jose Barea

 

- Never listens to the coach: LeBron James

 

- Always listens to the coach: Manu Ginobili

 

- Doesn´t seem to realize he is supposed to be a star: Joe Johnson

 

- Best dribbler: Rajon Rondo

 

- Most overrated: Jason Kidd

 

- Most underrated: Joakim Noah

 

- Most valuable in playoffs without being noticed: Lamar Odom

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I'm too tired to fill in this list at the moment, but wow. I'll just say our opinions on some of these are not in the same ballpark. Most egregious: James Harden's beard being the worst. That thing is a work of art.

 

Also, most clean? Less likely to be rejected in a date if he was not famous? Huh?

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Only active players:

 

- Best shooting technique: Ray Allen

 

- Most muscular: Dwight Howard

 

- Looks nothing like a basketball player: Earl Boykins

 

- Original Name: Jrue Holiday

 

- Whiniest Complainer to the refs: Dwight Howard

 

- Biggest turnover between playing home and away: Demarcus Cousins

 

- Most Clean: Dirk Nowitzki

 

- Most awesome shot: Devin Harris's famous gamewinner

 

- Biggest Flopper: Zaza Pachulia

 

- Could be a serial killer if he was not into basketball: Gilbert Arenas

 

- Smartest Coach: Scott Brooks

 

- Doesn´t care about anything but the game: Kobe Bryant

 

- Cares about everything but the game: Hedo Turkoglu

 

- Most impossible move to stop: Dirk Nowitzki´s high arcing, fade-away jump shot

 

- Most Clutch: Kobe Bryant

 

- Ugliest: Grant Hill

 

- Best Name: Tyreke Evans

 

- Less hated by opposing fans: Steve Nash

 

- Should not ever have the ball in the closing seconds of G7 of the Finals: Hedo Turkoglu

 

- Worst facial hair: Paul Pierce

 

- Less likely to be rejected in a date if he was not famous: Chris Paul

 

- After hitting a couple of shots, can´t miss: Vince Carter

 

- Pumped up celebrations: Joakim Noah

 

- Never listens to the coach: LeBron James

 

- Always listens to the coach: Kevin Garnett

 

- Doesn´t seem to realize he is supposed to be a star: Joe Johnson

 

- Best dribbler: Jamal Crawford

 

- Most overrated: Joe Johnson

 

- Most underrated: Al Jefferson

 

- Most valuable in playoffs without being noticed: Kendrick Perkins

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Only active players:

 

- Best shooting technique: Ray Allen

 

- Most muscular: Dwight Howard

 

- Looks nothing like a basketball player: Earl Boykins

 

- Original Name: Jrue Holiday

 

- Whiniest Complainer to the refs: Dwight Howard

 

- Biggest turnover between playing home and away: Demarcus Cousins

 

- Most Clean: Dirk Nowitzki

 

- Most awesome shot: Devin Harris's famous gamewinner

 

- Biggest Flopper: Zaza Pachulia

 

- Could be a serial killer if he was not into basketball: Gilbert Arenas

 

- Smartest Coach: Scott Brooks

 

- Doesn´t care about anything but the game: Kobe Bryant

 

- Cares about everything but the game: Hedo Turkoglu

 

- Most impossible move to stop: Dirk Nowitzki´s high arcing, fade-away jump shot

 

- Most Clutch: Kobe Bryant

 

- Ugliest: Grant Hill

 

- Best Name: Tyreke Evans

 

- Less hated by opposing fans: Steve Nash

 

- Should not ever have the ball in the closing seconds of G7 of the Finals: Hedo Turkoglu

 

- Worst facial hair: Paul Pierce

 

- Less likely to be rejected in a date if he was not famous: Chris Paul

 

- After hitting a couple of shots, can´t miss: Vince Carter

 

- Pumped up celebrations: Joakim Noah

 

- Never listens to the coach: LeBron James

 

- Always listens to the coach: Kevin Garnett

 

- Doesn´t seem to realize he is supposed to be a star: Joe Johnson

 

- Best dribbler: Jamal Crawford

 

- Most overrated: Joe Johnson

 

- Most underrated: Al Jefferson

 

- Most valuable in playoffs without being noticed: Kendrick Perkins

 

Really laughed at this one.

 

Very good choice with Noah, he "over-celebrates" everything.

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