Jareth Cutestory 678 Report post Posted December 14, 2010 STALK MUCH MILLER4STUPID Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThisIsTheYear 241 Report post Posted December 14, 2010 Whoa. Twitter stalker. :unsure: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miller4Prez66 545 Report post Posted December 14, 2010 STALK MUCH MILLER4STUPID Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emory889 353 Report post Posted December 14, 2010 lol, We now have a twitter insider. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AddiFB 429 Report post Posted December 14, 2010 Don't you guys know why we are unveiling the new black jerseys tonight? In... Denver? Melo is gonna be like "DANG BOYZ IMMA GONNA BE WANTIN' TO ROCK DEM TIGHT J'S MAN FO SHO FUUUUU WHERE DO I SIGN DEM CONTRACTS 'N' STUFF LIKE C'MON LESGO!" clapping his hands and jumping around .. and then Dwight, all surprised, pulls out a MELO-TO-MAGIC contract from his arm sleeve (WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT HE HAD A CONTRACT THERE?!) and hands it to Melo "Dey be aight.. but read the fine print... it says something about this certain lil' fella... fits in my hands!" Melo reads the awesome new contract, as the game plays on "... and will join not only Dwight Howard in Orlando, but Chris Paul as well" and goes all .. and signs the papers right there. Dwight runs past him on center court, Orlando already ahead by 8 after 34 seconds "Man come on, Melo! Give me some D! You gotta play D in Orlando!" "D? Like... Headban-D?" "LOL no DEFENSE!.... oh btw... no-headband rule in Orlando..." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jareth Cutestory 678 Report post Posted December 14, 2010 lol, We now have a twitter insider. I'm putting the work in so you idiots can get the news. I have a date with 3 shall remain nameless beat writers tonight (not all at once). You'll thank me later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emory889 353 Report post Posted December 14, 2010 I'm putting the work in so you idiots can get the news. I have a date with 3 shall remain nameless beat writers tonight (not all at once). You'll thank me later. You are going to be the meat in a delicious Chad Ford/Rick Bucher sandwich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jareth Cutestory 678 Report post Posted December 14, 2010 Don't you guys know why we are unveiling the new black jerseys tonight? In... Denver? Melo is gonna be like "DANG BOYZ IMMA GONNA BE WANTIN' TO ROCK DEM TIGHT J'S MAN FO SHO FUUUUU WHERE DO I SIGN DEM CONTRACTS 'N' STUFF LIKE C'MON LESGO!" clapping his hands and jumping around .. and then Dwight, all surprised, pulls out a MELO-TO-MAGIC contract from his arm sleeve (WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT HE HAD A CONTRACT THERE?!) and hands it to Melo "Dey be aight.. but read the fine print... it says something about this certain lil' fella... fits in my hands!" Melo reads the awesome new contract, as the game plays on "... and will join not only Dwight Howard in Orlando, but Chris Paul as well" and goes all .. and signs the papers right there. Dwight runs past him on center court, Orlando already ahead by 8 after 34 seconds "Man come on, Melo! Give me some D! You gotta play D in Orlando!" "D? Like... Headban-D?" "LOL no DEFENSE!.... oh btw... no-headband rule in Orlando..." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThisIsTheYear 241 Report post Posted December 14, 2010 It started off well, Addi. The ending, though...ehhh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AddiFB 429 Report post Posted December 14, 2010 Shut it, Jeremy! "Well he ain't joking about the headbands" "Welcome to Denver, Vince" "... oh" "Hey Dwight... You knew about this?" "Uh.. nah I mean... that contract was totally planted... You'regoingtoDenversorrybudniceplayingwithya " "YEAH! HEADBANDS! ANGER-MODE!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jareth Cutestory 678 Report post Posted December 14, 2010 Stop :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThisIsTheYear 241 Report post Posted December 14, 2010 Vince needs to shave his beard already. More importantly, that dude needs his headband back. It's quite obviously the source of his power. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites