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Don't you guys know why we are unveiling the new black jerseys tonight?

 

In... Denver?

 

Melo is gonna be like "DANG BOYZ IMMA GONNA BE WANTIN' TO ROCK DEM TIGHT J'S MAN FO SHO FUUUUU WHERE DO I SIGN DEM CONTRACTS 'N' STUFF LIKE C'MON LESGO!" clapping his hands and jumping around

 

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.. and then Dwight, all surprised, pulls out a MELO-TO-MAGIC contract from his arm sleeve (WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT HE HAD A CONTRACT THERE?!) and hands it to Melo "Dey be aight.. but read the fine print... it says something about this certain lil' fella... fits in my hands!"

 

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Melo reads the awesome new contract, as the game plays on "... and will join not only Dwight Howard in Orlando, but Chris Paul as well" and goes all

 

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.. and signs the papers right there. Dwight runs past him on center court, Orlando already ahead by 8 after 34 seconds

 

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"Man come on, Melo! Give me some D! You gotta play D in Orlando!"

 

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"D? Like... Headban-D?"

 

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"LOL no DEFENSE!.... oh btw... no-headband rule in Orlando..."

 

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I'm putting the work in so you idiots can get the news. I have a date with 3 shall remain nameless beat writers tonight (not all at once). You'll thank me later.

 

You are going to be the meat in a delicious Chad Ford/Rick Bucher sandwich.

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Don't you guys know why we are unveiling the new black jerseys tonight?

 

In... Denver?

 

Melo is gonna be like "DANG BOYZ IMMA GONNA BE WANTIN' TO ROCK DEM TIGHT J'S MAN FO SHO FUUUUU WHERE DO I SIGN DEM CONTRACTS 'N' STUFF LIKE C'MON LESGO!" clapping his hands and jumping around4c8iyp4.jpg

 

carmelo-anthony-2010.jpg

 

.. and then Dwight, all surprised, pulls out a MELO-TO-MAGIC contract from his arm sleeve (WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT HE HAD A CONTRACT THERE?!) and hands it to Melo "Dey be aight.. but read the fine print... it says something about this certain lil' fella... fits in my hands!"4c8iyp4.jpg

 

dwight-howard-interview.jpg

 

 

Melo reads the awesome new contract, as the game plays on "... and will join not only Dwight Howard in Orlando, but Chris Paul as well" and goes all

 

carmelo_anthony.jpg

 

.. and signs the papers right there. Dwight runs past him on center court, Orlando already ahead by 8 after 34 seconds

 

87940119.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921CC759DF4EBAC47D0F1063A3750122F152DDD4CC6E136A4DF209F07EB7A044969E30A760B0D811297

 

"Man come on, Melo! Give me some D! You gotta play D in Orlando!"

 

carmelo.anthony1.jpg

 

"D? Like... Headban-D?"

 

1127-sports-wizards-howard3-ap_606.jpg

 

"LOL no DEFENSE!.... oh btw... no-headband rule in Orlando..."

 

carmelo-anthony.jpg

 

4c8iyp4.jpg

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Shut it, Jeremy!

 

"Well he ain't joking about the headbands"

 

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"Welcome to Denver, Vince"

 

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"... oh"

 

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"Hey Dwight... You knew about this?" "Uh.. nah I mean... that contract was totally planted... You'regoingtoDenversorrybudniceplayingwithya "

 

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"YEAH! HEADBANDS! ANGER-MODE!"

 

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