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Who is THE GHOST OF JOHN GABRIEL?

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Its been long known that Ghost of John Gabriel is the alter ego of Chuck Norris. It happened late one night while Chuck was using his new home gym he planned to indorse. In a tragic accident with the pulleys Chuck Norris transformed into The Ghost of John Gabriel.

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Originally posted by Hedo For 3:

Its been long known that Ghost of John Gabriel is the alter ego of Chuck Norris. It happened late one night while Chuck was using his new home gym he planned to indorse. In a tragic accident with the pulleys Chuck Norris transformed into The Ghost of John Gabriel.

 

Chuck Norris was staring at Kristie Brinkley's juggs during filming of one of those commercials and was beheaded by an awry pulley, I believe.

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Well, we may never know "Who" he is, but one thing we do know for sure is that:

 

He is definitely one knowledgably Orlando Magic fan!!

 

But just one of many on this forum!!

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You guys are gonna laugh at this but I've been wondering about this one.

 

His writing style reminds me of our own fan blogger for the website,

 

Live or Die Magic.

 

What do you guys think?

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Originally posted by ball junkie:

You guys are gonna laugh at this but I've been wondering about this one.

 

His writing style reminds me of our own fan blogger for the website,

 

Live or Die Magic.

 

What do you guys think?

 

I will take this as a great compliment Junkie.

But alas, one username is enough work as it is.

 

Although, in a bit of irony, when I sat in media seating for a game and sat right behind Tim Povtak, I got to talk with him for a bit. I told him that I had been reading his columns since I was a kid. He said that it made him feel as old as my father.

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Bianchi had better hope Gabe isn't Chuck Norris. It will be first ever editorial challenge to end in bloodshed.

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