Simmons Manages to Both Compliment and Insult, as Usual

[ThisIsTheYear]

I've mentioned it before, Simmons is hit or miss. When he's on (like his column on Blake Griffin to the Clippers), he's fantastic.

 

Either way, I found nothing particularly insulting with this column. A lot of the "offensive" remarks were downright hilarious.

[sportsfanatic]

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Originally posted by IronMaiden:

I don't care if Stern is hellbent on the Magic losing, if the refs have their wives and kids held hostage and can only get them back by making Orlando lose, if Dwight Howard drowns in Willy Wonka's river of chocolate, or if God and Satan themselves team up with the powers of heaven and hell to destroy the Orlando Magic's championship hopes.

 

This team is good enough to overcome all of it.

 

ha...i lol'd...ya, we just gotta go out and keep playing our best and that's pretty much all we can do. magic fans know we can win it all if we keep our focus and intensity, even if it's 8 on 5

[IronMaiden]

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Originally posted by Live or Die Magic:

quote:

Originally posted by IronMaiden:

I don't care if Stern is hellbent on the Magic losing, if the refs have their wives and kids held hostage and can only get them back by making Orlando lose, if Dwight Howard drowns in Willy Wonka's river of chocolate, or if God and Satan themselves team up with the powers of heaven and hell to destroy the Orlando Magic's championship hopes.

 

This team is good enough to overcome all of it.

 

You deserve recognition for the imaginative imagery of this post.