COLOMBIANO Posted July 3, 2009 Report Posted July 3, 2009 quote: Originally posted by ivielma:I heard the Mengars were also responsible for the loss of Mario Kasun few years back and ...how long does it take to digest a 7 footer? Also, it is rumored that Fran Vasquez has Mengarphobia, which is one of the reasons he is not coming back! I don't know why mengars picked Vasquez, but I hope Gortat distroids him one day Quote
Give Me Redick All Day Posted July 3, 2009 Report Posted July 3, 2009 Weren't Mengars the sworn enemies of Vampires in ancient mythology? Half-man, half-grrrrrr (as in another name for werewolf)? Yeah, it was a stretch, but I wanted to get in on this- Quote
ivielma Posted July 14, 2009 Report Posted July 14, 2009 Gortat is back, Yesssss, the most interesting man in the world!!! The orange trees can start bearing fruit to his command...he can continue to play 5 different nba positions...final words after learning his offer was matched, "stay thristy my friends." Quote
DanzigMagic Posted July 14, 2009 Report Posted July 14, 2009 quote: Originally posted by ivielma:Gortat is back, Yesssss, the most interesting man in the world!!! The orange trees can start bearing fruit to his command...he can continue to play 5 different nba positions...final words after learning his offer was matched, "stay thirsty my friends." Frickin Hilarious!!! Besides.....The Warlock can destroy any Mengars that mess with him, so no worries. Quote
Ryan the Magic Fan Posted July 14, 2009 Report Posted July 14, 2009 I love the OP. I honestly want him to post every day. It's funnier than any of the crap on tv these days. Quote
Fultz4thewin Posted July 14, 2009 Report Posted July 14, 2009 quote: Originally posted by Ramsde68:I love the OP. I honestly want him to post every day. It's funnier than any of the crap on tv these days. indeed Quote
orlandomagicin09 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Posted July 14, 2009 caum un guise!....u knough wut deh MENGARS augher!!! dey roowind dis tiem! Quote
PNuT1423 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Posted July 14, 2009 quote: Originally posted by orlandomagicin09:caum un guise!....u knough wut deh MENGARS augher!!! dey roowind dis tiem! this is what i wish gortat sounded like on the court... with the !!!'s, it would totally freak out the other team if they had to deal with a barbarian similiar to the one from the opening scene from 'the gladiator' Quote
orlandomagicin09 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Posted July 14, 2009 gortat would rip there heads off with his hands...8) Quote
DanzigMagic Posted July 14, 2009 Report Posted July 14, 2009 quote: Originally posted by orlandomagicin09:gortat would rip there heads off with his hands...8) Some Athletes have to take steriods to make them stronger and more competitive. They have to give Gortat "Anti-Steriods" to keep him from killing all other players on "HIS" court. Quote
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