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orlando's mengars can't let gortat go

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COLOMBIANO    118

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Originally posted by ivielma:

I heard the Mengars were also responsible for the loss of Mario Kasun few years back and ...how long does it take to digest a 7 footer? Also, it is rumored that Fran Vasquez has Mengarphobia, which is one of the reasons he is not coming back!

 

I don't know why mengars picked Vasquez, but I hope Gortat distroids him one day

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ivielma    0

Gortat is back, Yesssss, the most interesting man in the world!!!

 

The orange trees can start bearing fruit to his command...he can continue to play 5 different nba positions...final words after learning his offer was matched, "stay thristy my friends."

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DanzigMagic    11

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Originally posted by ivielma:

Gortat is back, Yesssss, the most interesting man in the world!!!

 

The orange trees can start bearing fruit to his command...he can continue to play 5 different nba positions...final words after learning his offer was matched, "stay thirsty my friends."

 

Frickin Hilarious!!!

 

 

Besides.....The Warlock can destroy any Mengars that mess with him, so no worries.

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?4thewin    1,751

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Originally posted by Ramsde68:

I love the OP. I honestly want him to post every day. It's funnier than any of the crap on tv these days.

 

indeed

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PNuT1423    0

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Originally posted by orlandomagicin09:

caum un guise!....u knough wut deh MENGARS augher!!! dey roowind dis tiem!

 

this is what i wish gortat sounded like on the court... with the !!!'s, it would totally freak out the other team if they had to deal with a barbarian similiar to the one from the opening scene from 'the gladiator'

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DanzigMagic    11

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Originally posted by orlandomagicin09:

gortat would rip there heads off with his hands...8)

 

Some Athletes have to take steriods to make them stronger and more competitive.

 

They have to give Gortat "Anti-Steriods" to keep him from killing all other players on "HIS" court.

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