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    Who caused the boards to crash? You decide.....

    I confess, it was me. I helped Opie and B Hill take Keyon away from you and then I poured soda on your server. I'm stuck up here in freakin Newark when I should be at home in Orlando, I blame you all.....I hate everyone of you with every bit of my fiber board.
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    ***Live Streaming Coverage of Venues Vote***

    You people make me sick! Here you are argueing over what food is tastier and I haven't eaten in months! You think it's easy being an out of work office supply? 4 million doesn't go as far as you would think! If you care, send help.
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    Brian Hill Officially Removed As Head Coach

    I promised myself I wasn't going to get emotional *choked up sobbing*. We were a good team, you and me. You wrote the plays, I provided a flat yet firm surface for you to write them on. Memories.... do you remember when you threw Phil the stuntboard across the lockeroom? That was great, do you remember when we drew up Hedo passing to Dwight for the dunk over Tim Duncan? I loved it when you used to beat Tom Sterner in tic-tac-toe, you were the best! If we get that office job, do you promise that you will still use me and not the desk? He doesn't care about you like I do.
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    Here's to you Brian Hill....

    Well partner, it's been a good run. Here's looking at you kid.
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    Brian Hill Being Fired Should Be A Holiday?

    You guys are getting all worked up over nothing! Otis is on vacation, Bob is on vacation and Brian and I have just returned from vacation. That is why you haven't heard from any of us. Look, I'll prove it to you, here are some of our pictures from vacation. This should leave you all with no doubt that everything is ok. I mean the dough we shelled out to go to all of those places, could we have done that if we were going to be unemployed?
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    Where are all the B Hill supporters now?

    quote: Originally posted by SmackDaddy:Seriously, I want somebody to tell me why in the world B Hill should keep his job even one day after the season ends. If I'm Otis, I cut Hill loose the second the series is over. There will already be a post game press conference scheduled. Why not kill two birds with one stone? I would like to hear from somebody though that can provide some insight into the thoughts and plan that B Hill has and why it shouldn't be picked apart. I will answer the call Smack Daddy!! It's not the bosses fault! He came up with a phenominal game plan for last night, we lulled Detroit into a hypnotic state with our talk of doing nothing different then BAM!! We dropped the whole JJ playing time thing on them, then BAM!! we did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING DIFFERENT!! It worked to perfect for 3 whole mins! You should see some of the brilliant cutting edge stuff that coach comes up with, check this out! Just look at it! When there is no defense on the floor, the PG and the SG cross in front of the Center and the ball dribbles itself over to the SF as if it were moved by some unseen force. Amazing! We would score every time! Coach told the pencil to write that all down and when we went to call the play this is what was on me... What is that all about!! It's the pencil's fault! He is the one trying to sabotage the team and coach's career! BURN HIM!!!!!!!
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    Game Day Predictions!

    I just heard back from my brother in law, he said that LiveorDie just kept sending copies of his blog with a note at the bottom that said "I have a large thesaurus." That is one sick puppy let me tell you.
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    Game Day Predictions!

    quote: Originally posted by bhnole: quote: Originally posted by Brian Hill's Clipboard:My brother in law is April's clipboard, I'll see if he can give us any inside information on the need for the restraining order against LOD. Any chance your related to Phil Jackson's clipboard, maybe you can switch a few plays with Brian's. He will never know the difference! Wow don't even get me started there! Phil's clipboard had to go into drug rehab from all the LSD and Hash resin on his plays! You had to know that creative happy everyone gets along zen stuff came from somewhere. I saw 1 play that was just a green anteater riding a unicycle, it's no wonder Kwame looks lost out there.
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    JJ to get a chance tonight - Denton blog

    quote: Originally posted by davcivic: quote: Originally posted by Brian Hill's Clipboard:I talked to him at length about this, I knew you guys were very upset so I really pressed the boss on this one. You all can thank me later! I have two questions.... #1 How do you feel about the coach constantly breaking your siblings in the middle of a game. #2 Can you hook me up with one of those hot binders? Wow this thread has become unsafe for me. I'll answer these 2 then I better stay away from here. The binders are very prudish Dave, I can't make any promises, now the day planners, wow they are the party girls. Dave, I'm a little upset at your first question, why do you think that the stunt clipboards are related to me? Do you think that all clipboards are related!? You make me sick!
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    Game Day Predictions!

    My brother in law is April's clipboard, I'll see if he can give us any inside information on the need for the restraining order against LOD.
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    Game Day Predictions!

    quote: Originally posted by The Dude Abides: quote: Oh yes, we were told about you. Did you get that restaining order paperwork? Nice LOD!, you already stained her once?, and now they want you to re-stain her!!! just make sure she washes her uniform - that kinda stuff can cum back to bite you, just ask Bill Clinton. You sir, are my new hero! OOps! What do you want from me, I'm particle board for cryin out loud!
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    Game Day Predictions!

    quote: Originally posted by davcivic:so have you ever been inside the cheerleader's locker room..... if so, where are the pics..... You must have full access to some places we would like to know about. I have but sadly, there are always towels on top of me when I'm there. I can't see a thing! I have seen papers and volumes and volumes of books on strategy! Oh the papers I have seen! It's really quite exciting...yeah, ok so it's lame, I get very little action.
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    Game Day Predictions!

    quote: Originally posted by Live or Die Magic: quote: Originally posted by Brian Hill's Clipboard: The Big F's will be hot cheerleaders which will distract the defense and allow Dwight to score easily. We can't lose! Ok, not to fixate, but will one of them be April? Oh yes, we were told about you. Did you get that restaining order paperwork?
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    I am BOOING Brian Hill Tonight

    quote: Originally posted by bhnole: quote: Originally posted by Brian Hill's Clipboard:We prefer, misunderstood to despised. He's really a nice guy once you get to know him. Please allow me to clear up another misconception. Hill has never actually broken me. In fact I have never even been thrown. We actually have stunt clipboards that handle all of that for us. Any other questions? Ahhhh, did Brian carve you out of a tree as a young boy from a tree stuck by lightning and carve a knickname on your back? Lets just say that Mrs. Clipboard isn't the only one that calls me Wonder-Board...but for completely different reasons obviously.
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